there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
And the gender swapped “I want to wear shorts but I did shave”
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
GUYS
TODAY IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Do you love life? Because THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
In essence, the active ingredient in alcoholic beverages is yeast urine.
― My Biology Textbook
